10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'