10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker