10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!