10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'