10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts