10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Fold and live to fold again
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!