10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet