10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth