10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.