10 Random Poker Quotes

• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln