10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from