10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders