10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Fook the floosh droo!