10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- It's Free To Fold...
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- "No river, no fish."