10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- It's Free To Fold...
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Fold and live to fold again
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Welcome to kicker school
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...