10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "No river, no fish."
• Welcome to kicker school