10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• Poker is for loners.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.