10 Random Poker Quotes

• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "No river, no fish."
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."