10 Random Poker Quotes

• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.