10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Fold and live to fold again
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!