10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- It's Free To Fold...
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Fook the floosh droo!
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts