10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown