10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts