10 Random Poker Quotes

• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine