10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Poker is for fat, American losers.