10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson