10 Random Poker Quotes

• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."