10 Random Poker Quotes

• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.