10 Random Poker Quotes

• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-