10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.