10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.