10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.