10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth