10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "No river, no fish."
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Never educate a stupid poker player.