10 Random Poker Quotes

• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.