10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "No river, no fish."
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.