10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Poker is for loners.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls