10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Welcome to kicker school
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow