10 Random Poker Quotes

• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.