10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson