10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.