10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker