10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986