10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.