10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier