10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.