10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.