10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• im going to 2 out you to death
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"