10 Random Poker Quotes

• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Fold and live to fold again
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• The all-in play works everytime but once.