10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fook the floosh droo!
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament